Product DescriptionIt’s 12:58 am and all you want to do is go home. Your friends made you go out and now the only thing you can think of is your bed. All of a sudden this little naked man walks up and hands you a bottle. “Drink this” he says, “It’ll make you feel like Neo from the Matrix, minus the Viagra pills he was taking.” You oblige and you know you fucked up. The next thing you remember is dancing with some stranger and wanting to make out with them on the dance floor. While you keep your cool, that isn’t the case an hour later as you two decide to share a cab…and ummm… yeah. The only remnants you have is the arrow that you find in your arm the next morning. Moral of the story? There is none. Just buy the shirt because you owe Cupid.
100% Ring-spun combed cotton. Unisex relaxed fit Made in the USA